Military Wake Up Sound - By Ryder
1 Favourites
42 Views
620 Plays
ATTENTION! DROP YOUR SOCKS AND GRAB YOUR BOOTS, SOLDIER! THE SUN IS UP, AND YOU’RE STILL IN THE RACK LIKE YOU’RE ON A CRUISE SHIP! MY MOTHER NAPS HARDER THAN YOU, AND SHE’S BEEN DEAD SINCE NINETEEN-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTY-SIX! FEET ON THE DECK! EARS OPEN! YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED DESCRIBED BEFORE I HAVE YOU DOING BURPEES UNTIL THE GRASS DIES! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? DO YOU WANT A BEDTIME STORY AND A GLASS OF WARM MILK? MOVE!